Dad and the Magic Mushrooms....

Scene: Dad and I walking past a resraunt called "Mushroom"

Dad: Oh I've been there!
Me: (being a smart a**) did you do shrooms?
Dad: Hehe I dont even know what I did that night....
Me:....wat? You did shrooms?
Dad: Well yea that's what the place is called!
Me: .... you.did.shrooms?
Dad: Yea there were tons of them on my sandwhich.
Me: Dad.... I meant the drug shrooms!
Dad: What! No! What?
Me: Why do you think I said "did" instead of "ate" and "shrooms" instead of "mushrooms"?

Haha he likes to think he's hip but... yea nice try Dad. Funny man.